Yay me!

Dear Blog,

Once Dylan left today I got a lot done. I did both my EAS 309 labs AND my STAT homework. That may not sound like tons, but it seems like a lot when you see how many pages are printed off. I did not however work on my 432 lab. This may come back to bite me in the butt tomorrow. Maybe I'll stay on campus and work on it? :-)

I'm watching Extreme Makeover Home Edition. I love it.

This weekend was pretty good. Went to a party Friday. Took the Willowbrook shuttle there. The party was a good time even though on the way there I was pretty bummed. We went to Taco Bell afterwards and I decided to call everyone I know. I called Marty, Abby, CJ, Molly, Ben, Daniel, and Tony. Yikes! Hope I didn't say anything embarrassing.

Saturday I watched a looottt of TV. Went out to dinner at Christos. It was yummy. I think I'll go there again, it wasn't even very expensive. It was like 35 with tip and we got an appetizer and Dylan had 2 beers. sweeeet. Then Dylan and I came home and watched like CSI or something. We both fell asleep even though we were supposed to go over to Marty's. :-( Dylan had even bought some tequila and vodka. We should have just gone over there after we woke up at 12 but we're dumb so we didn't.

ESA was pretty good tonight. Lots of stuff going on. Katie asked me to be in her wedding. I said yes. I think this means that she's marrying me instead of Adam. ;-) But seriously I am soooo excited. We were looking at bridesmaid dresses when we got home.

Am I too ugly to be a bridesmaid?

This weekend went fast and I hate my life that we have another week of school. I also hate my life that I have to go home on Tuesday afternoon to see my surgeon. :-(

I love you to the death, Blog.
Kyline

Dylan told me he's sick. I think this is a sign that he's cheating on me.

Dear Blog,

You still are my only friend.

Today I found out that I have to be Monica in my stupid EAS friends' representation of Friends. Monica is the worst. The only reason why I'm Monica is because I'm not ditzy like Pheobe and I'm not devastatingly gorgeous like Rachel. Screw Friends.

Tonight I went to the Second City show. It was clooowwwnnninnng. It's hard to pick a favorite part. I definitely liked the song about gay marriage. There were some good sexual jokes. I actually thought they covered a lot of interesting social issues. My friends were there....they are fun.

I just forgot everything else I was gonna say...like seriously. No idea....

I'm back on the meds now...I think I'm immune to them cause I don't feel dizzy anymore.

I'm going to shed a single tear because I stillll don't know how to do the mass ratio problem on the 290D CHIP. Is there no justice in this world?

On a positive note: I am done contouring...I finished this morning. It was the happiest moment of my life. Now all I have to do is write up a formal lab report about weather or something. Sadly I know nothing about the weather but a lot about what it takes to keep a marriage working (way to go Trapp family!). I'll definitely work with my husband. If i ever find someone crazy enough to marry me...we can study the Gaea system together.

Peace Blog. I love you again, my friend.

Kyle Miller Mumford

Good thing there's no TV on Wednesdays that I like to watch

Dear Blog,

Save me from contouring. Am I an idiot? Why does it take me so long to do it? Why the hell didn't I work on these maps more while I was at home? I have just spent the last two hours working on contouring for my 532 lab. AND that's not even the worst part. Guess what, Mr. Blog? I'M NOT EVEN DONE STILLLL. This is how far behind I was. I'm never having surgery again, or missing school again, or anything again.

Today was the first time I drove in a week. It was fun, and I feel good to be off the meds. CHAPS was a grand time as always. Horses are HILARIOUS.

Tomorrow I'm going to see the Second City comedy group. Then Friday night I'm going to Darrel's birthday party...if he's lucky. The rest of the weekend I'll probably be working on contouring or STAT homework. AWESOME!

Now I have to go work on some other crap that will make me feel almost as useless as contouring does: PHYS 290D CHIP. What's nice about this is that since I'm so dumb, I won't know how to do anything. Since I can't do anything, this homework will literally take me all of 4 minutes. After that....I'll contour some more.

I can't tell you that I love you right now, Blog, because I'm too mad.
Kyle

looking back at this entry, I used a lot of CAPS LOCK. Lo siento.

Monday Monday aaaahhhhhhhhhhh

Dear Blog,

You are my only friend.

Today was a long day. It turns out I really didn't miss being at school. I still feel kind of behind but whatever, I could feel worse. The worst part of today was when I was in my professor's Office hours with ten other people trying to work through some really terrible crap. It was like a power hour...just for fun.

The fun part of my day was ESA Game Night. We played Scene It!, and I sucked. I mean i didn't know one answer...But the game was a pretty good time :-) Plus met some new girls who seemed worthy to join ESA!

So yeah last night i totally OD'd on my pain medicine. See these painkillers affect my memory so I couldn't remember if I'd taken this one pill. So i took it again. I remembered later that I had taken it....When I woke up in the middle of the night I was dizzy as hell...but I lived through it. And now that I've faced my own mortality I have a new outlook on the value of life ;-)

Tomorrow, I will hopefully get some more homework done (unlikely). Now I have to go to bed cause DAMN I'm exhausted!

I love you,
Kyline

sooooooooooo high

Dear Blog,

Well....it has been a few days since I wrote. Did you miss me? I missed you. College is better than surgery.

I feel sick and dizzy. Not as much as fun as Thursday, Friday, and Saturday when I felt sooooooo high. A side effect of my pain medication is irritability. That's been fun. :-(

While I was home I did very few exciting things. However I did watch tv for close to 72 hours straight. I also saw the movie "The Village." It blew hot asscrackers. I also saw Kentucky Fried Movie. It was silly good times. Dylan and I went to see Assault on Precinct 13 pre-surgery. It was good. I liked it. I also got to be driven everywhere which i'm sure sucked for Dylan. I can't drive because my pain medication fucks me up.

Don't have much to say to you, Blog. Just Hi. I've been working on homework pretty much since I got home. Trying to catch up you know.

My stomach hurts. I hope I go to bed soon.

Love,
Kyline

Tuesday nizight

Dear Blog,

Today was a Tuesday but it was like a Monday at the same time.

Yesterday I watched a lot of TV with Dylan and my roommates. Yes Dylan is still here, this is the question that I get asked a lot. Dylan is leaving tomorrow with me. This is another question I get asked a lot. I will miss you all while I am gone, I'll be back Sunday <3.

This is my second blog entry. marry me.

Also yesterday Dylan and i went to feed the horses. You know, I volunteer with horses, etc. etc. I found out that Dylan is scared of horses. :-(

I have lots of homework but like none of it seems really important. I hope that while I'm home I'll be able to work on it. Most likely I'll forget to bring my stuff home.

Today I returned two things: 1) a book at follett's 2) some shit at circuit city. At both places they were like "why are you returning this?" And I was like "why the fuck do you care?" It was really weird and it made me uncomfortable, like I had to come up with this awesome reason or else they'd be like "hey why don't you go home and use some of this useless crap we sold you that you don't even need cause obviously you're too dumb to return stuff"

But yeah...

I'm gonna use this surgery excuse a lot in my future. "Kyle why didn't you do your homework?" "Because I had surgery on the 20th." "Kyle why are you picking your nose?" "Because I had surgery on the 20th." "Kyle why won't you marry me even though I have an undying love for you that for so long has been unrequited?" (a direct quote from Chris Waugh) "Because Chris Waugh, for pete's sake, i had surgery on the 20th."

Since I know that Darrel reads my blog I'd like to give him a shout out. I'm gonna miss you on thursday and friday buddy. It's gonna be the longest separation since our friendship began last Monday.

Hot damn, bet you had NO fucking idea this would be this bad.

Love you!!

Kyle

The interweb is awesome!

Oooo LOOK at me look at me. I'm so cool. Now i'm like Chris Waugh with a pretty little blog. doesn't this make me the coolest asshole in town?